So I suppose their new fight song will be "Hi-Ho"?

Because agreed: this is pretty freaking stupid. Especially because I know they paid some consultant some exorbitant amount of cash to come up with it.  

Deadspin, for the win

It's marginally college football-related. But seriously, Deadspin's commenters are usually pretty stellar. So saying that I think this post generates the best comments I've read there to date is, well, saying a lot. Enjoy.

Worth a chuckle

This is nothing new, just Sporting News' take on the latest Kiffin infraction, but it made me laugh, so here 'tis.

Sixth verse, same as the first

Seriously. We may be up to six secondary recruiting violations now. That's... impressive. 

Do I think ESPN might have tried to set him up? Sure. But the point is, he took the bait. 

Emperor Palpatine would not be amused

I propose a new motto for the town of Gainesville, Fla.: We will taze a bro.

BTW, as usual, the comments are some of the best parts of the piece.